身为叙永人的你知道吗？昨天是个有味道的日子哦~
本帖最后由 悦一 于 2020-11-20 09:01 编辑 <br /><br /><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">哈哈哈哈哈哈~~</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">点开这条推送的小伙伴</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">有多少是闻着“味”点进来的？</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">请举个手（爪）</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">皮归皮</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">但在上厕所这件事上</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">小编是认真的！</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">当我们的身体感受到大自然的呼唤时</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">我们真的需要一个</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">厕所！</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">厕所！</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">厕所！</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">因为“内急寻厕千百度</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">抓耳挠腮跺麻脚”的紧迫感~~</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">你懂的！</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">要想身体棒</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">厕所得上好！</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(171, 25, 66);"><strong>今天是11月19日</strong></span></p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="color: rgb(171, 25, 66);"><strong>世界厕所日！</strong></span></p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">小编来给各位康康一下</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">“如（蹲）厕（坑）”的知识点 </p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;"> </p><p style="white-space: normal; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 28px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">1</span></strong></p><hr style="white-space: normal; max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"/><p style="white-space: normal;"><br/></p><section style="white-space: normal; max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="color: rgb(0, 122, 170); font-size: 20px;">憋着！憋着？</strong></section><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;"></p><blockquote class="js_blockquote_wrap" data-type="2" data-url="" data-author-name="" data-content-utf8-length="124" data-source-title="" style="white-space: normal;"><section class="js_blockquote_digest"><section><p><span style="font-size: 17px;">“这篇推送就差两句话了，等写完再去厕所，忍一下就好！emmmm~~”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 17px;">“热播剧辣么精彩，全程无尿点，让我憋完这集再说……”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 17px;">“熊孩子太皮了，一眼看不到就作妖，先把他哄消停了，我再如厕！”</span></p><p><span style="font-size: 17px;">“半夜怎么憋醒了？屋里太冷，厕所太远，困死了，忍到天亮再解决吧。”</span></p></section></section></blockquote><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">这里面有没有你？<br/></p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">一憋、再憋、憋了又憋……</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">千年“憋”精，就这样诞生了</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;"> <br/></p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;"></p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">“憋”功练久了</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">百害无一利</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">听听医生怎么说</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;"><br/></p><p style="white-space: normal;">https://v.qq.com/txp/iframe/player.html?vid=l320565x7ie</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;"> </p><p style="white-space: normal; max-width: 100%; min-height: 1em; letter-spacing: 0.544px; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); text-align: center; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="max-width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="max-width: 100%; font-size: 28px; box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;">2</span></strong></p><hr style="white-space: normal; max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; color: rgb(62, 62, 62); background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"/><p style="white-space: normal;"><br/></p><section style="white-space: normal; max-width: 100%; letter-spacing: 0.544px; text-align: center; background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255); box-sizing: border-box !important; overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><strong style="color: rgb(0, 122, 170); font-size: 20px;">察“尿”观“色”很重要！</strong></section><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">宇宙无敌操心小编发出灵魂拷问：</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">你会科学地尿吗？</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;"> </p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;"></p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">别（教）拍（你）砖（尿）！</p><p style="white-space: normal; 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text-align: center;">重口味系列问题来了：</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">你的便便正常吗？</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">你的厕“姿”选对了吗？</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">你会蹲多久？</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">“洁屁”要领知道么？</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">（预留自我揣摩时间）</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">听着医生讲解，对号入座</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;"><br/></p><p style="white-space: normal;">https://v.qq.com/txp/iframe/player.html?vid=h320595doo1</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯<br/></p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">上了这么多年的厕所</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">你都上对了么？</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">百“闻”不如一“练”</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;">从现在开始，如厕请认真！</p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;"></p><p style="white-space: normal; text-align: center;"><span style="text-decoration-line: line-through;">小编写出了尿点</span></p><p style="white-space: normal; 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